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“The salesman pitch”

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“The salesman pitch”

Postby Bible Bear » 03 Mar 2011, 02:01

There was a middle aged woman who lives in a cottage attending things around the house. There was a knock on her door.

She opened the door. It was a Salesman. Hi Lady hope your having a good day. I tell you I got these great Vacuum cleaners. These things are almost indestructible ones. Please let me come inside and show you. She lets the Guy in. Most people get a vacuum at the store without testing it says the Sales man. That’s plain silly. But I’m going to show you how well this one works. The man reaches in his bag a cake mixing bowl. Lady please stand back He says. In this bowl here I got soil dirt and little rocks. I’ll pour this here on your carpet. Please don’t panic. This is a sure thing. I give you my word. If this vacuum does not pick up this dirt I’ll eat it..

The Woman said. Well it looks like a very nice vacuum. Thanks for telling me about this. But unfortunately I can’t buy one now. Just in fact I’ve been really low on money that I could not pay my electric bill. So what I want to ask to you is. How do you want to eat that dirt with a Fork or Spoon as that vacuum won’t work with that plug? :lamo
Sermon of the mount Matthew chapter 5
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