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“The Pope and Heaven”

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“The Pope and Heaven”

Postby Bible Bear » 22 Apr 2010, 23:39

One day the pope passed away his spirit on the outside of Heaven. There He sees an Angel of The Lord. The Pope says to the Angel. I am the pope. Get me a limousine to enter Heaven.

Yes sir says The Angel of the Lord. The Angel had returned with him of 7 animals all looking similar to the eyes having a face of a tiger a body like a zebra, eyes like an owl, a tail like a raccoon and legs like that of a giraffe tied together by a very precious rope. Precious stones were fitted into the rope..

Hey says the Pope. What is this? I asked for a limousine!. This is your limo says the Angel. It can’t be says the Pope.

The Lord hearing this says to the Pope. Get on the back of the animal Pope. God is laughing and says just like Burger King say God I get things my way.
:dno :lamo
Sermon of the mount Matthew chapter 5
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Re: “The Pope and Heaven”

Postby Rainbow » 23 Apr 2010, 09:27

Well Robbie these jokes you are making up are becoming more original thenI would have imagined. :hifi

I see you have great taste in the fact that you said Burger King and not McDonalds :tehe

And the best point was that should anyone really expect anyone other then God to win up in heaven? ;eyer :gues
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