Christ First Forum

There was a lady in a pet store. She was looking for a nice pet to have at home. Seeing a parrot in the store asked the worker how much. Worker said to her I don't think you want this Parrot. Why not says the woman. Well you see we have tried to train this parrot to talk but actually we can't. He only says one line. Well I have good experience with Birds. Let me buy this one.

So she took the parrot and brought it home. Every time she would try to teach the Parrot to speak all the parrot would say was" Who is it?' all kinds of words and all kinds of phrases this woman used and yet still this Bird goes who is it/. I guess the pet store was right after weeks of trying to train this bird to talk I can't the Bird says the same thing over and over again.

One day the lady was out shopping at her local market. She forgot that day the plumber was coming over to fix the kitchen sink. He knocked at the door and the parrot said who is it? . It is The Plumber He says here to fix your sink. The parrot says again. Who is it? Saying louder he says it is The Plumber. And the parrot says who is it? Now the guy was furious. What is wrong with you lady how many times do I need to tell you I am the Plumber! He was so upset that he was not watching his step. He walked off the side of the porch that was a few feet high into a rock garden. The guy hit his head and passed out.

Just in a short while the lady comes home from the store. She gets out of her car and sees the man in the Rock Garden. She begins to panic. Oh my God what has happened she says? She runs into the House yelling and dropping her bags on the table. There is someone in my Rock garden passed out. Who is it says the woman? Who is it the woman Repeats. The Parrot says in A Loud voice it’s The Plumber.

When I heard you tell me this for the first time I remember that I was laughing hysterically and you thought something was wrong with me
I have forgotten some of the jokes you told me and it's refreshing to hear some of them again..especially like these.