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“Surprise joke"

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“Surprise joke"

Postby Bible Bear » 16 Mar 2010, 01:27

There was a man walking in the arid desert among those Sandy Dunes. After a long walk on his trek still much more to go he lays down to rest for a while. When the man awoke he looked on his right. A light was shimmering at him with a glow. What is that Light, wondered that man. The man gets up on his feet and walks over to this which is something on the ground. Hey He says that is one of those Genie lamps. Nah can't be that is not real. But He picks it up and rubs on it anyways. A man Genie comes out of The Lamp.

The Genie says ok you know how this works right? 3 Wishes you will get and I will grant them to you. . The man replied to The Genie saying I only want one wish. And what is that asked The Genie. Make me disappear and gone. The Genie says am I able to bring you back. No says the man just make me disappear.

Sorry says the Genie I can't do that. Why says the man I thought you can do anything. The Genie says we Genies can do just about anything. But if I am able to try to make you disappear and not return I need lessons from David Copperfield.
Sermon of the mount Matthew chapter 5
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Re: “Surprise joke"

Postby JWayne » 16 Mar 2010, 16:43

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