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 Post subject: Humorous/Witty Thoughts…
PostPosted: 25 May 2017, 04:48 
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Location: On a farm in Iowa
If a cow laughs real hard, will milk come out of her nose?

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors … but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Life is what you make of it—kind of like Play-Doh, or Silly Putty.

I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.

A truly happy person is one who enjoys the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within.

Birthdays are good for you—the more you have the longer you live.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside us.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

Why can't donuts be square?

What do people in China call their good sets of dishes?

AND, just to keep this 'Biblical'…

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Adam's phone number was: Adam 8 1 2


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