Remember this day but not your age
Look in the mirror but don’t have a Rage
Have your portion of Cake and it’s not Sweet tooth Trash
You can cry at your Party but you’re not getting Cash
For your birthday candles you may make A Wish
But your Dreams will crash like The Stock Market but don’t make A Hiss
The Presents you get just may seem small
We found these boxes for you in The Garbage behind The Mall
You wanted Surprises celebrating The Fun things to do
You can have your Red Roses but your Violets show no Hue
Everyone says you’re a drag at the party having a lousy time
No one wants the public to know we showed up there it is like committing A Crime
You say this is All Bitter you want to hear No More
And I reply Happy Birthday Laugh at all this and have fun Rolling on The Floor
Ps A Birth pop up cake is not the only surprise. We can be very surprising at the end of with an ending of relief. It is that feeling like you have been on Candid Camera or an April fool’s joke. Anna knows my sense of humor is way out there past The Comets. Sometimes she won’t be hurt by reading this stuff. Anna likes a surprise and a laugh along with the sympathetic greetings she will get from some of the others.
Just be yourself when writing A Birthday greeting. Anna and I have been together online and now living in Illinois since 2006 of September. Please sign this Birthday greeting what ever may be in your heart. When your Birthday comes around I will also do a greeting. Not knowing you as well I won’t use these kinds of words. My poems are usually more Biblical or sympathetic when my mind is in the Frame of thought to do so. This time I just thought to be a little different this year. Well what I am trying to say is the card is of jokingly being insulting. Anna would laugh at this cause this is not the way I treat her but the way I tease her sometimes. The 3 stooges would not be funny if someone did not get hit in the head with a hammer hahaha. We have that kind of humor here at home. Like Ralph Cramden does sometimes I joke with Anna that I am going to let her have it. We get a laugh and the good thing in all is our arguments don’t get as bad as the Honeymooners. Our arguments don’t last that long. We believe in forgiving as soon as possible in these matters. I just did not want other members to think I was being unsympathetic or that I would write this as a greeting on your card. Well as Ecclesiastes in the Bible says there is a time for everything.
