b.. When fish are in schools they sometimes.... take
debate.
c.. A thief who stole a calendar.... got twelve months.
d.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles.... U. C. L. A.
e.. The professor discovered that her theory of
earthquakes.... was on shaky ground.
f.. The batteries were given out.... free of charge.
g.. A dentist and a manicurist married.... They fought
tooth and nail.
h.. A will is a... dead giveaway.
i.. If you don't pay your exorcist.... you can get
repossessed.
j.. With her marriage, she got a new name... and a dress.
k.. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show
you.... A-flat miner.
l.. You are stuck with your debt if.... you can't budge it.
m.. Local Area Network in Australia.... The LAN down under.
n.. A boiled egg is.... hard to beat.
o.. When you've seen one shopping center.... you've seen a
mall.
p.. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old
was.... resisting a rest.
q.. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was
cut off?.... He's all right now.
r.. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could....
jog your memory.
s.. A bicycle can't stand alone... it is two-tired.
t.. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in
feudalism.... it's your Count that votes.
u.. When a clock is hungry.... it goes back four seconds.
v.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine.... was
fully recovered.
w.. He had a photographic memory.... which was never
developed.
x.. Those who get too big for their britches will be....
exposed in the end.
y.. When she saw her first strands of gray hair.... she
thought she'd dye.
z.. Acupuncture.... a jab well done.
