Christ First Forum

A panda goes into a restaurant. He orders what He wants. After eating the panda takes a small pistol out and shoots the waiter in the arm. Waiter had to go to hospital. Not dead just wounded.

The owner comes out and says, Hey you Panda what are you doing here? What gives you the right to shoot the waiter? Because I am a panda that is what we do. I don't think so says the owner.

It is true says the panda. I’m on my way out says the panda. Just look me up.


So the owner finds an Encyclopedia to look for panda which reads A panda a Native of China eats shoots and leaves.