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Early Bird
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Early Bird
by songbird » 22 Nov 2011, 16:59
The early bird gets the worm, but…
The second mouse gets the cheese.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
Always remember, God loves you no matter what!
Re: Early Bird
by Jeani » 22 Nov 2011, 23:55
Yes, it is..Songbird...although I didn't quite get the joke...Ha!
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Re: Early Bird
by songbird » 23 Nov 2011, 21:22
Frank, it is very good to be back! :-)
Well, Jeani, here's another few for you to 'not' understand. Ha!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Potholes all over Australia.
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
(I just love these little two liners! Can you tell?)
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
Q: What would you get if everyone had a pink automobile?
A: A pink car nation.
You know, I'd better stop while I'm ahead…that is if I ever was. Heeee!
Well, Jeani, here's another few for you to 'not' understand. Ha!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Potholes all over Australia.
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
(I just love these little two liners! Can you tell?)
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
Q: What would you get if everyone had a pink automobile?
A: A pink car nation.
You know, I'd better stop while I'm ahead…that is if I ever was. Heeee!
Always remember, God loves you no matter what!
Re: Early Bird
by janlyn » 24 Nov 2011, 08:20
Jeani wrote:Yes, it is..Songbird...although I didn't quite get the joke...Ha!
The first mouse was caught in the trap and died.
(poor mouse
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Re: Early Bird
by Jeani » 24 Nov 2011, 14:23
Hey, I got the other jokes....
You know...it's like playing 'Wheel of Fortune'....some puzzles can come to you in a instant than others....
You know...it's like playing 'Wheel of Fortune'....some puzzles can come to you in a instant than others....
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Re: Early Bird
by songbird » 28 Nov 2011, 02:45
Sorry, Jeani. I didn't get it that you didn't get it. Ha! I thought you were joking…………
Always remember, God loves you no matter what!
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