California vs. Texas
Two Governors, from Texas and California, are jogging with their dogs along a nature trail in each state. Coyotes jumps out and attack each dog.
California:
#1. The California Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.
#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
#4.. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife
services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.
#6. The Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.
#7. CA State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.
#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
#10.. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.
Texas:
#1. The Texas Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent 50 cents on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.
Any wonder why California is broke????
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