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A Trip to Jerusalem

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A Trip to Jerusalem

Postby Rainbow » 03 Apr 2010, 00:25

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there,
the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here
in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5000. The husband
thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The
undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you
could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????" The husband
replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose
from the dead…..
I just can’t take that chance!
!!!” :lamo
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Re: A Trip to Jerusalem

Postby Remnant » 03 Apr 2010, 08:18

Now that was funny!

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